Went to Target to look at screen protectors for my phone; went up to the woman working electronics and asked her where they were located. She brought me to the shelf and grabbed one for me then went on to say that they would place it on my phone for me and that I would have a lifetime warranty…she attests to them because her and her mom have one and they’re ‘great’.
Looked at price. $24.99. Lol’d and walked out.
once I found a bunch of dead ants at the bottom of my Doritos. I’d been eating them thinking they were part of the corn